My parents aren’t home
You know what that means
*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*
this is too accurate
*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*
*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*
Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate
I thought I was the only fucking one
hotcocoabutter asked: Can I have some freedom?
YOU GET SOME FREEDOM! I GET SOME FREEDOM! WE ALL GET FREEDOM!!! and hamburgers!
I sincerely apologize to everyone who followed me thinking I was a good and quality blog.